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About Me Member Editor H.J. Bender26/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 6 Years
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  • Current Residence: San Diablo
  • Favourite genre of music: Metal, rock, paper.
  • Personal Quote: Relax. You'll live longer.

Putting the "NO" in November

Tue Nov 24, 2009, 7:33 PM
I'm sure all my Twit buddies are tired of my updates about this, but I am really flipping sick. (And not just spiritually, either.) I mean I've been getting ill every month since September. This is my third round of slammed-shut, snot-dripping, throat-itching, lip-cracking nasal congestion. I blame the rainy weather and subsequent shitty moldiness of Georgia. So far I've had

thrush.
tonsillitis.
seasonal influenza, aka The Next Best Thing To Death.
allergy-related upper respiratory infection version 1.
allergy-related upper respiratory infection version 2.

Next year I'm just going to move to Canada for 4 months and hibernate. Problem solved.

Because of my diseased and pathetic immune system, my assembly line of arty things has almost come to a grinding halt. Between failing my classes at school because my Give A Shit-o-meter has broken, and floundering helplessly in the raging seas of a horrendous economy, I've been able to get only a few things worked on. Like my under-appreciated Ronin fic. Other than that, I've been dead in the water all season.

Note to self: draw more Disneyklok art. Because anything Disney related, especially the princesses, will guarantee bzillions of faves, hits and comments, no matter how shitty it's drawn.

Alright. I've gotta go ball up some tissues and ramrod those bitches into my nostrils. Have a great Thanksgiving, everybody. Don't eat too much.
:pie:

  • Mood: Agony
  • Eating: Tylenol-Benadryl-Aspirin-Halls chowder
  • Drinking: Nyquil-Robitussin-Mucinex cocktail

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Comments


:iconkiller-jess:
Your fictions and artwork are amazing! The actual best I've ever seen.

You probably already know this, but I felt the need to tell you myself ;)
:iconhalobender:
Why thank you, Jess! I'm always honored to hear that someone has enjoyed my creations. (:

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...just then, the volcano in the back yard erupted.
:icontemplumsanctus:
Bender! I must stalk-- I mean watch, yes, watch you.

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"The death penalty is a hoax created by two men and a furry gorilla suit." !TheIronWolf

As long as there are tests there will be prayer in public schools.
:iconsnartha:
Hey I just looked through your Dethklok fanart and it's amazing! <3 I really love how you draw all the characters and some of your works are hilarious. I hope you draw more *_*
:iconhalobender:
Thanks for your awesome response! I do hope to contribute more heinous images to the Dethklok fandom, but it's awfully hard to draw and masturbate at the same time. I'll conquer ambidexterity yet.

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...just then, the volcano in the back yard erupted.
:iconsnartha:
lol, good luck in your quest! *_*
:icontally-tigress:
Thanks for the watch! :3

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~Healed heart. Inky x Miku. A true OTP.~
Join my cul-I mean club! *~Kuroneko Worshipers
:iconhalobender:
Hey, we Ronin fans are a dying breed. We gotta stick together like sweaty buttcheeks.

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...just then, the volcano in the back yard erupted.
:icontally-tigress:
Haaaa...XD;
Well, here's to that!

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~Healed heart. Inky x Miku. A true OTP.~
Join my cul-I mean club! *~Kuroneko Worshipers
:iconhydrogen-mythos:
I read your stories like a year ago and now i find out you make sketches too? My brain's using dial up.
Anyway I'm sure you've heard this before but You're awesome.
:iconhurrplz:

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If this is your idea of comedy I'd like to be subjected to tragedy
:iconhalobender:
You're too sweet, darlin. I feel like I've made the world a worse place when people put my writing and my sketches together, and that fills me with pride.

I'll be sure to send your brain DSL, so it can download por...Portuguese lessons faster.

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...just then, the volcano in the back yard erupted.
:iconthe-felix:
Make with the Ronin Warriors, motherfucker.

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Become aware of that which is not obvious.
:iconhalobender:
I will. Cuz I'm a Ronin Warrior drawin' motherfucker, motherfucker.

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...just then, the volcano in the back yard erupted.
:iconthe-felix:
10-4.
I'm only pestering you because GR came on television last night and I thought of you.

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Become aware of that which is not obvious.
:iconhalobender:
I noticed it was on TV last night, too. I could only watch it for a minute without cringing.

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...just then, the volcano in the back yard erupted.

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