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You Are My OTP by ~halobender:iconhalobender:

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We’re one and whole, a pairing true
When it’s only me and you.
No one else could ever be
The same as you, my OTP.

Almost canon, you and me
With subtle hints and UST
There’s no such thing as OOC
Because there is no need to be.

Some will try to say we’re not
A couple since we’ve got a lot
Of differences, and we’ll admit:
It separates us just a bit.

But not enough to break the bond
That has been growing for so long
Between our hearts; you can’t deny
The OTP is you and I.

I’ll be yours if you’ll be mine
We’ll keep this ‘tween just you and I
Forever on, for all of time
This light of ours will always shine.

We’ll LOL the live long day
And hope this happy we will stay
Forever, cos, liek OMG
We are each other’s OTP!!1!


Written by H.J. Bender, 2005
©2005-2009 ~halobender
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Submitted: December 9, 2005
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Don't step in my snark.

Here it is, a silly, stupid, and completely random crack!poem for those of us who know the real One True Pairings of every fandom.
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~ofudamaster:iconofudamaster: Dec 9, 2005, 9:13:16 PM
ahahahaha. This is awesomely hilarious. Oh man I'd love to see this applied to a whole bunch of characters as a ballad.

(I didn't know what OTP was before now, the shame!)

--
THY MOTHER!!!

Remember kids: most of the great people of history couldn't even read.
And most of them were gay.
~leuke:iconleuke: Dec 9, 2005, 9:17:41 PM
Okay, that poem hurt my brain O_o But ya know, I kinda like pain.

Oh noes! You made me rhyme!
~Yaoi-Stuffs:iconYaoi-Stuffs: Dec 9, 2005, 9:20:06 PM
lmfao This is so Benderific. xD

--
To become old and wise, one must first be young and stupid.

"Maybe he gots to go outside and goes to the... B-A-S-T-H-R-O-H-M-N-S-E."
~halobender:iconhalobender: Dec 9, 2005, 9:24:31 PM
I thought about doing that, but after making a list of all the pairings I wanted to use, I figured I'd have to be committed.

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...just then, the volcano in the back yard erupted.
~zeda:iconzeda: Dec 9, 2005, 9:32:31 PM
XD WONDERFULLY funny and so well-paced!

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-Zeda

:pointr: My Site: [link]
~TehLing:iconTehLing: Dec 9, 2005, 10:05:14 PM
Oh my Buddha. You just...WIN. :heart: I liketh the crack. It's lovely. "We’ll LOL the live long day" has to be one of the most awesome lines in history. Seriously.

...I'm absurdly amused by how well you manged to make it all rhyme.
~acegirl:iconacegirl: Dec 9, 2005, 10:31:40 PM
That's absolutely brilliant. I left this window open for a good long while trying to think of a way to elaborate, but... that sums it up, really. Brilliant indeed, totally +fav.
~blades-of-ice:iconblades-of-ice: Dec 9, 2005, 10:55:10 PM
It's positvely fantabulous. Love the last stanza most of all XD
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